Amenable to Change

I miss my camera. It's presently on holiday in France, but it's a rebellious sort, and rejected the convention of inviting me along. But I'll have my revenge. I'm going to drink myself blind and indulge in the media of sound alone. There we go, I've started already. A rubber band and a half-full glass; this is genius!

What's this benefit fraud radio ad actually about? It just seems to imply that no one can trust their family, best friends or employers. If they'd thrown in something about Johnny Foreigner it'd have been the BNP party political broadcast all over again.

Oh dear God, the phone's ringing again. Will it never end?!

Ah, it ended. That was a fairly predictable outcome, now that I have the peace and quiet to think about it. I have lots of peace and quiet these days. I'm becoming broccoli, it's true.