older entries
2008-04-09 -
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2007-10-22 -
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2007-08-13 -
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2007-06-06 -
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2007-05-25 -
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2007-05-15 -
Stupid dogs are stupid
2007-05-11 -
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2007-04-03 -
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2007-03-23 -
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2007-02-16 -
Sweet
2007-02-08 -
If I had the power of astronauty...
2007-01-26 -
____________________________
2007-01-18 -
In weather news...
2006-12-01 -
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2006-11-20 -
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2006-11-05 -
To hang or not to hang?
2006-10-18 -
Radio Grim
2006-09-28 -
It's black, it's white, woo!
2006-09-20 -
crop rotation
2006-08-29 -
summertime rolls and rolls and rolls
2006-08-12 -
>
2006-08-11 -
What We Are Like
2006-08-11 -
My way only
2006-08-09 -
On human nature.
2006-08-09 -
Private Plane
2006-08-06 -
Aaaaaand
2006-08-05 -
The Boy With No Place To Call Home
2006-08-02 -
H&S
2006-07-19 -
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2006-07-19 -
Happy Birthday Amy
2006-05-19 -
Aaaaaaaaaand
2006-05-18 -
I hope I'm jumping the gun here...
2006-04-28 -
hair today...hair tomorrow probably
2006-04-21 -
sinshone
2006-03-07 -
Walls, Halls and Last Calls.
2006-01-06 -
innofewerthan30words
2005-11-10 -
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2005-09-01 -
.
2005-08-29 -
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2005-08-15 -
.
2005-07-19 -
Beyonce Knowles molests foals.
2005-07-07 -
section
2005-06-14 -
ists and isms
2005-04-05 -
Errors in judgement compounded by chronic stupidity
2005-04-02 -
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2005-02-04 -
Scrillions of time since has occurred
2005-01-15 -
etc.
2004-12-24 -
ho, ho? ho
2004-12-10 -
say no more...
2004-11-29 -
bloody Luther!
2004-11-15 -
For future...thing.
2004-10-12 -
Socialisht Realishism
2004-10-07 -
Kid C
2004-09-30 -
Sum
2004-09-24 -
Paul McCartney is an Arsehole.
2004-09-10 -
Proving a Point in a Stupid Way
2004-08-26 -
Stick go....thataway!
2004-08-12 -
AARGH! AAAAARGH! SCREAMING, FLYING HEAD THINGS!
2004-08-10 -
This old house
2004-07-30 -
Space is also...
2004-07-10 -
spoon me, baby
2004-07-10 -
oic
2004-07-08 -
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard RMS Titanic. Commanding your ship today will be Captain Magoo
2004-07-07 -
stream/village/smile
2004-07-06 -
tock
2004-06-30 -
This is not my beautiful house
2004-06-14 -
Kilrooooaaaay
2004-06-11 -
crema crema CREEEEMAAAA
2004-05-31 -
sicky sicketty sick
2004-05-25 -
Thinking in esreveR
2004-05-07 -
The saddest eyes in the happiest face
2004-05-06 -
You've got your good thing
2004-04-23 -
chop suey
2004-04-21 -
snippety
2004-04-20 -
dicked off
2004-04-07 -
the thin yellow line
2004-03-29 -
Pink on a brickhouse
2004-03-18 -
fourth day
2004-03-18 -
Tell me one thing more than this
2004-03-17 -
Crikey o'riley! I can see blue sky. Just there, peeking out from the clouds
2004-03-15 -
Dr. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
2004-03-12 -
dressing the penguin
2004-03-04 -
red curtains
2004-03-04 -
In wistful drifts
2004-03-01 -
Spin my disk
2004-02-12 -
Brigadooooooon
2004-02-11 -
spasorange
2004-02-10 -
pissles
2004-02-10 -
I once was an ugly duckling.
2004-02-06 -
Tragbarer MP3-CD-Spieler on my box
2004-01-29 -
lights go on
2004-01-06 -
So...
2003-12-31 -
Partay Away in the Cabin of Play.
2003-12-24 -
Santa got his groove back
2003-12-16 -
The Season of Dean Martin
2003-12-02 -
Eleven
2003-12-02 -
a-prodding I will go
2003-12-01 -
strictly speaking, I'm not
2003-11-28 -
moving on swiftly
2003-11-26 -
Super Crazy-Mad Mentalism
2003-11-26 -
It's much more fun to climb the stairs
2003-11-26 -
Not chuffed at all. No sir, not at all.
2003-11-21 -
Yes, yes, do it like you do, like you always do
2003-11-19 -
Dear Santa,
2003-11-19 -
I'm leaving you now, cruel world, because it's always got to be about you, hasn't it?
2003-11-12 -
Tubular Illumination in a Black Hole Cube
2003-11-11 -
On and so forth, though it's not the maudlin path any more
2003-11-11 -
there have bene mediocre moments
2003-11-06 -
inductioné
2003-10-31 -
insert powerful musical score here
2003-10-28 -
He scoooooooores!
2003-10-27 -
V.: Everyone needs a hobby. Sobriety was never ours.
2003-10-26 -
Standing on the Shoulders of Mediocre People
2003-10-23 -
Briiiiiight Eyes
2003-10-16 -
Mista Bad Guy
2003-10-08 -
Of asms and novels.
2003-09-30 -
At 4...ish....maybe half 4
2003-09-17 -
In the ga-a-a-a-arden
2003-09-16 -
vans
2003-09-11 -
balaclavas. secret mullets
2003-09-01 -
The Cabin
2003-08-23 -
dunanunanunanuna
2003-08-22 -
in and out the....something windows?
2003-08-18 -
swirly chocolate
2003-07-26 -
altar
2003-07-22 -
Speaff
2003-07-19 -
nineteen-seven
2003-07-15 -
I might NOT be wrong
2003-07-10 -
Mausole
2003-07-03 -
key commands
2003-07-02 -
agricola soup
2003-06-27 -
The Eye of Thundera
2003-06-06 -
tottle
2003-06-03 -
adieu, adieu
2003-05-29 -
There were no trees, no flowers and no birds in the garden, yet that one well contained everything a garden should ever need
2003-05-27 -
and let live and let live and let live.
2003-05-26 -
here and there
2003-05-10 -
Twittering Maxwell in Green and Blue
2003-05-09 -
I'm an Eighth Level Jatman
2003-05-08 -
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
2003-04-29 -
The True Nature of the Atrophied Dictatorship.
2003-04-28 -
Equestrianism in the age of Performance
2003-04-26 -
Parumpum
2003-04-23 -
Sheryl, you're going to land me in trouble
2003-04-17 -
WHy the chicken REALLY crossed the road
2003-04-12 -
Blowing Mickey Mouse's Trumpet
2003-04-11 -
Makin' love...
2003-04-10 -
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2003-04-09 -
2, 4, 6, 8; come on, let's all...
2003-04-08 -
A Blip
2003-04-04 -
The True Nature of the Relationship Between Cake and Desire.
2003-04-03 -
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
2003-03-26 -
Visage of War
2003-03-26 -
tennis balls, man
2003-03-25 -
There weren't always lights, but in the snow, the moon was all I ever needed
2003-03-22 -
"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die." - Salvador Dali
2003-03-17 -
people, throats, blankets
2003-03-10 -
Fabrizio De André
2003-03-10 -
savedeveryoneofus
2003-03-06 -
McJiffy
2003-03-01 -
But that's okay, because you're all so innocent
2003-02-28 -
sun is shining
2003-02-24 -
Perfect Pint Guaranteed
2003-02-23 -
'what do you care about?' 'this and that'
2003-02-22 -
a splishhhh and a splashhhh
2003-02-21 -
extra wee organ
2003-02-20 -
Some Points Are Presented Correctly, While Others Are Wildly Erroneous
2003-02-19 -
streets of istancowshit
2003-02-18 -
and I say you might sing
2003-02-16 -
sparhar
2003-02-16 -
If Only There Were A Hole Large Enough For Me To Crawl Into Yet Small Enough That I'd Never Be Found
2003-02-15 -
Jeebies
2003-02-14 -
My Final Farewell
2003-02-06 -
Looks like a lady
2003-02-05 -
Nothing Novel, Nothing New
2003-02-03 -
Snappy snappy
2003-02-02 -
as winter holds
2003-02-01 -
"Like living inside a dream...
2003-02-01 -
Pumpkin In Bluč
2003-01-30 -
Kopie
2003-01-29 -
"I believe in joy"
2003-01-27 -
Tokyo Eeeeeeye
2003-01-26 -
I started a joke
2003-01-26 -
in brief...this
2003-01-25 -
Who's there?
2003-01-24 -
Task Issued
2003-01-24 -
And women, oh yes, I want women/woman/wuman
2003-01-23 -
left palm, right palm
2003-01-23 -
fog on the Tyne, goblins be thine!
2003-01-23 -
retry, retry, retry...
2003-01-22 -
Strange Planet
2003-01-22 -
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
2003-01-21 -
An Englishman, an American and an Iraqi walk into a bar...
2003-01-20 -
bloodied knees
2003-01-20 -
old
2003-01-20 -
rubber ankles
2003-01-19 -
with crumbley bits
2003-01-18 -
They talk for half an hour
2003-01-18 -
do what I like
2003-01-18 -
bon
2003-01-17 -
On lessons learned in life
2003-01-17 -
ORGANISED CRIME SWAMPS THE CITY!
2003-01-17 -
All Hype
2003-01-16 -
cushappa-wam
2003-01-16 -
Lessons Learned in Life (part 1 - alliteration)
2003-01-15 -
Bilbo Vanished
2003-01-15 -
C$
2003-01-14 -
Things In Life
2003-01-14 -
meals for one
2003-01-12 -
like a red sea
2003-01-12 -
timeline
2003-01-12 -
slowly
2003-01-11 -
The Great Barrier
2003-01-10 -
It was strange glue that held us together...
2003-01-09 -
Ah cha-cha boom cha!
2003-01-08 -
Red, mm-hmm
2003-01-07 -
'
2003-01-07 -
mmm...Penny....MMMMM
2003-01-06 -
Listening now.
2003-01-04 -
Come get som....uh, no mate, didn't say a word, me.
2003-01-02 -
On internalisation
2003-01-01 -
and dee
2002-12-31 -
I don't like phones at all
2002-12-31 -
lassen sie piggies laufen
2002-12-29 -
pain pain pain pain
2002-12-28 -
I REIGN SUPREME IN...oh, no, I'm slightly less supreme than him over there
2002-12-24 -
and furthermore...
2002-12-24 -
whatever happens, happens
2002-12-24 -
You'd better watch out
2002-12-22 -
epistle
2002-12-21 -
Goin' t' pub
2002-12-19 -
Please don't place your hand on the metal railing, thank you.
2002-12-18 -
farty farty fart
2002-12-17 -
On the futility of the search.
2002-12-17 -
"He who is strong and powerful..."
2002-12-16 -
Uh...whooooosh, bang, sparkle, shazzam...meh...
2002-12-14 -
vine, women, sonk
2002-12-13 -
Negative Earth
2002-12-13 -
Mister Immersive.
2002-12-12 -
nnngh...ah..AAARGH...owowowo....nn..YAAAAAAAAAGH
2002-12-09 -
Merry Christmas, I Snuck Down The Chimney
2002-12-08 -
Slaughterhouse Five
2002-12-07 -
miscrenome
2002-12-04 -
about new beginnings founded on the sacrifice of those who would preserve the world
2002-12-03 -
only...
2002-12-02 -
I am shame.
2002-12-01 -
It begins
2002-11-29 -
rama lama ding dong song
2002-11-28 -
400g of Dairy Milk, mmmmm breakfast
2002-11-27 -
beardy beardy beardy BEARDY BEARDY FREAK WOMAN!
2002-11-22 -
four kids??? WHO THE HELL IMPREGNATED HER FOUR TIMES???
2002-11-20 -
Rocket From the Crypt
2002-11-19 -
You wouldn't want this, honestly.
2002-11-14 -
It's not rock'n'roll, is it?
2002-11-12 -
>plink<
2002-11-10 -
Thunga-thunga
2002-11-07 -
and a pox upon you
2002-11-05 -
Shiny. Happy. Person.
2002-11-04 -
RRRRRRRING RRRRRRRRRING
2002-11-04 -
"And every time you crave for me, I'm here...
2002-11-03 -
Meh....peppermints and walking sticks
2002-11-02 -
Onwards and In.
2002-10-27 -
I think I'll go on a walkabout
2002-10-24 -
Just like honey....but less...so...
2002-10-21 -
"Is it just me, or do the Japanese seem to know something different about the missionary position?"
2002-10-20 -
"Maybe you've got this deep well inside, and you shout into it,...
2002-10-16 -
Benevolence and Astonishment.
2002-10-14 -
Bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed!
2002-10-11 -
Sensible Soccer. Niiiiice
2002-10-10 -
On Unicorns, Wind-up Birds and Respiration
2002-10-09 -
It takes two...or three to tango
2002-10-08 -
\.//.\./
2002-10-04 -
FZZZWOOOEEeeeeeEEEeeePOOP
2002-09-28 -
a-whatcha gon'do
2002-09-28 -
ssssssssssss
2002-09-26 -
oodles and oodles of tired
2002-09-24 -
Oh Brother
2002-09-18 -
Microchips, nice and quick - just enough time to suck my
2002-09-18 -
yellow and smoooth
2002-09-13 -
micromachinescomeincollectionsoffive
2002-09-13 -
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2002-09-10 -
this is the highlight of your miserable life
2002-09-08 -
porn porn porn porn porn
2002-09-05 -
trouble in the message centre
2002-09-05 -
At the copa, copacabana...
2002-08-31 -
On Expiry
2002-08-29 -
bloody letterboxed....
2002-08-29 -
Just confused
2002-08-26 -
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
2002-08-26 -
A small landmark in a great diary. Today I am KING
2002-08-25 -
Riddle me this...
2002-08-23 -
I named him Peter Parker
2002-08-22 -
'We are the Three aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmigos
2002-08-21 -
Everybody loves somebody sometime
2002-08-19 -
not...that...wire....
2002-08-16 -
A god can forge the world, but only a man can forge a friendship. Neither generally bothers to use good steel
2002-08-16 -
mister-ed on a pogo stick
2002-08-09 -
The Mini Bonsai Diary
2002-08-04 -
squidge
2002-08-01 -
Hose me, brush me, wipe me, flush me
2002-07-31 -
A is for Anthrax
2002-07-30 -
'Fitting instructions for electrical accessories'...well, yes, they do seem rather appropriate
2002-07-29 -
"small breasted black women eating melons on the beach? niiiiice"
2002-07-24 -
Streets
2002-07-23 -
completely hooked
2002-07-16 -
Slainte
2002-07-14 -
Where is my mind?
2002-07-13 -
On Books and Covers...
2002-07-11 -
"...would do you good"
2002-07-06 -
This means...nothing to most of you...
2002-07-05 -
runner goes brrrrrrrrrr
2002-07-03 -
On isolation
2002-06-27 -
Be the best
2002-06-26 -
a song through the trees
2002-06-25 -
your lust is decomposing us.
2002-06-22 -
"You turn every head but you don't see me"
2002-06-20 -
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of saphoo that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. "
2002-06-19 -
Plant my bulb
2002-06-19 -
Yes, and...
2002-06-18 -
...in perfect harmony you shits, PERFECT HARMONY...
2002-06-16 -
"Once unquestioning obedience, once fully enslaved; Once fully enslaved, no nation, state, city of this earth, ever; afterward resumes its liberty."
2002-06-14 -
It's your letters
2002-06-13 -
by the way...
2002-06-09 -
"I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things"
2002-06-07 -
as directed by a Health Professional
2002-06-04 -
exordium
2002-06-02 -
...and on wings of air I'll carry you home to me...
2002-06-01 -
eau minérale naturelle - natural mineral water
2002-05-30 -
Leave the lights on
2002-05-30 -
My Town
2002-05-29 -
We apologise for the gaps in sound. We won't apologise for the deaf
2002-05-28 -
Aspirigis Limp
2002-05-27 -
harumph!
2002-05-25 -
A cold wind
2002-05-24 -
Jas
2002-05-23 -
fat head, rat head, stick it in a jat head
2002-05-21 -
Thinking only gets you so far, but then, the same could be said for actions
2002-05-21 -
We work our way through standardised lives because there's nothing left for us to explore, nowhere to start fresh, no one we haven't already met. When I leave this planet I'll stake my claim on another world and none but I shall rule
2002-05-20 -
On Being
2002-05-18 -
What defined the sex of a Transformer?
2002-05-18 -
you are going to die in one week
2002-05-16 -
simmering slowly, toasted nicely
2002-05-16 -
/@\
2002-05-15 -
ohwhatawonderfULGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
2002-05-15 -
I'm small beer in a big glass
2002-05-14 -
people who don't listen
2002-05-14 -
Stars
2002-05-13 -
The business end of a marshmallow
2002-05-12 -
Requiem
2002-05-11 -
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2002-05-10 -
That's not actually me on the camera at the moment. Well, just the finger
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This isn't going to become a habit or anything...
2002-05-07 -
And if you think that I don't make too much sense...
2002-05-06 -
Warning: the following diary entry contains...nyech....
2002-05-05 -
This is not the greatest diary in the world, no - this is just a tribute
2002-05-04 -
"It's almost like a disease"
2002-05-04 -
"He's still got those happy, happy feet"
2002-05-03 -
yeah, who's battering who now, O'Sullivan ya shit!
2002-05-02 -
Imhotep? yes?
2002-05-01 -
friggin' weeeaaaaatherrrrrrr
2002-04-29 -
my...neck's...frozen...
2002-04-27 -
miles and miles of bloodied squares
2002-04-26 -
In...out....in....out
2002-04-25 -
Die You Bastards
2002-04-24 -
of King George
2002-04-23 -
Braveheart
2002-04-22 -
don't wish it away
2002-04-30 -
One Way Mule
2002-04-21 -
There goes the fear
2002-04-20 -
Carnuck
2002-04-18 -
Uplift Mofo
2002-04-10 -
Love Theme
2002-04-09 -
Funeral Day
2002-04-04 -
Blue Scale
2002-04-01 -
Alone - Edgar Allan Poe
2002-03-28 -
Ages
2002-04-19 -
Patrick Moore's left earlobe
2002-03-25 -
Issues. Not important ones
2002-03-25 -
over and over and over and over and...
2002-03-24 -
Bugger - damn Frenchies won...
2002-04-15 -
A death in 2 parts
2002-03-23 -
We're Beating France
2002-03-22 -
Crunchie Friday
2002-03-21 -
Radio Carn
2002-05-02 -
...and so on...
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